king of swole

courtneythewriter:

Her shoulders were sloped ships,
carrying her baggage around like passengers,
and her lips, her lips were
mirroring twin

rubies that tasted like cinnamon
and every time I asked her why she smoked,
she would say, “It reminds me that I’m human”
and every time she coughed, it reminded

me…

courtneythewriter:

There is a world where we don’t discriminate
against people like we don’t
discriminate against the stars.
Someday we will stop opening up the ribcages
of children and planting hatred
in their lungs
so that they will breathe rage against
someone else a different color than them.

There is…

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for itreblog because pugs

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.

—Kaui Hard Hemmings (via wordsthat-speak)

wank-r:

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.”

(Source: here-there--and--everywhere)

  • calls grocery store
  • me: do you have cotton balls
  • worker: yes
  • me: does it tickle when u walk
  • worker: -hangs up-
caseyvanburen:

WHAT THE FUCK

caseyvanburen:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: fuckmetodubstep)

spacecadetpatches:

I just made this and now I have the sudden urge to kill myself

spacecadetpatches:

I just made this and now I have the sudden urge to kill myself