king of swole

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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shouldnt:

the fact that the american pediatric society told US school systems that teens should not be up before 8:30 and only 15% of schools listened angers me so much

cuddle-me-tight:

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
someone pls 

god

why is lorde yodeling

cuddle-me-tight:

mangosmoothie7:

reina-negrita:

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

god

why is lorde yodeling

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824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

collegehumor:

dorkly:

dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

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deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deadsensescompany:

"Her First Time"

She said she was scared
He said that he cared
She said to take it slow
He said he always knows
Just what she is thinking
He told her while winking
She smiled feeling safe
She laid there feeling brave

The stories she heard
The myths so absurd
She would never forget
During her moments of sex

rylanxduck:

Yeah why?

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